NICE GUY: “Are you on Spotify?”
ME: “No way! It’s basically a music pirating channel disguised as a legitimate download company and although it makes money it pays artists next to nothing. Really, almost nothing”.
NICE GUY [laughing]: “True”.
ME [also laughing]: “It’s weird how people will not think twice about buying a fika in Espresso House and yet do anything they can to wriggle out of paying the same amount of money for an artist’s hard work”.
NICE GUY: “Yeah, so do you have an actual album for sale then?”
ME: Yes, I do! [producing album magically out of box]
NICE GUY: “Great, I’ll buy it then!”
ME [thinking in my head]: “Now there’s a real gentleman who gets it” 😉